Revoking Rosie O'Donnell's Citizenship

An Epstein file distraction.

Folks, Orangina is threatening to take away Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship.
Which is code for: MAGA is shredding Orangina over the Epstein shenanigans, so he’s trying to get them to join him in some good old gay-bashing, fat-shaming, woke-woman-hating fun.

Well, Rosie moved to Ireland with her children in January- and Rosie’s a badass- so she wrote this response…

Rosie O’Donnell

@Rosie
hey donald –
you’re rattled again?
18 years later and I still live rent-free in that collapsing brain of yours.
you call me a threat to humanity –
but I’m everything you fear:
a loud woman
a queer woman
a mother who tells the truth
an american who got out of the country b4 u set it ablaze
you build walls –
I build a life for my autistic kid in a country where decency still exists
you crave loyalty –
I teach my children to question power
you sell fear on golf courses –
I make art about surviving trauma
you lie, you steal, you degrade –
I nurture, I create, I persist
you are everything that is wrong with america –
and I’m everything you hate about what’s still right with it
you want to revoke my citizenship?
go ahead and try, king joffrey with a tangerine spray tan
i’m not yours to silence
i never was
🇮🇪 rosie

Rosie O’Donnell in Dublin.

Thank God for the women who stand up to the monster.

Well, even an orange president with a stable of justices tucked between his cheeks doesn’t have the power to take away the citizenship of a U.S.-born citizen.

Hear that, Clarence? No matter how many camper vans are on the table!

As long as the Constitution hasn’t been replaced by a heavily reinterpreted right-wing Bible, then Dinkus Donnie is just tossing out shiny turds. But boy, won’t this be fun? Now that we’re onto the next level of threats. Now that even the MAGA are sick of his shit, he’s got a lot of distracting shiny objects to create.

He’s going to start pissing on all kinds of targets to see if the stink sticks—and I think he’s going to start getting creative. I mean, what does he have to lose?

I think he’s going to claim Wayne Gretzky as his own personal mascot. Wayne will have to live at Mar-a-Lago. And be Trump’s bestie.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he decides he needs to seize all of George Clooney’s European properties because he heard Mexican drug cartels are hiding fentanyl in the floorboards and plotting smuggling operations to the US.

Oh, and he’ll need Amal Clooney to come live in the White House because she’s probably useful. Sure, she hates Orangina- but he’ll just keep her shackled and feed her drugs to make her compliant.

Now that Sesame Street got picked up by Netflix, I’ll bet Orangina will ban it outright. RFK will come up with a study. They’ll say the data proves puppets are creepy. Save the kids!

He’ll put up bounties on windmills. We’ll have goons with AR-15s shooting at windmills across the country. Save the birds!

He’ll seize all fairgrounds in Blue states for concentration camps.

He’ll make Taylor Swift do Kid Rock covers. And Bruce Springsteen do Ted Nugent. Or Kanye!

He’ll require all the tech bros to make robots that look like Ivanka. The more doe-eyed the better.

He’ll hire a movie studio to produce a film to convince the American people that we actually landed on Mars- without Elon! (Elon will be shackled and drugged like Amal.)

And of course, he’ll try to deport- or commit- every liberal-leaning professor in the country. For the crime of woke mind warfare.

Ain’t we got fun?!